I skimmed through the first 150 posts and no one had anything to say beyond "please don't ever take me seriously."
And how retarded is the presumption that "face-to-face" meetings might be construed as a threat? That's just lame. All Phil had to do was show up in a thread and all the Rat posters shat themselves and scurried for the basement.
Way to go, Phil and Jill. Now they just need to go knock on Bill's door.